You may be familiar with the urban legend that if
you throw a penny off of the empire state building, it can actually
crush the roof of a car. Well, as it turns out, this is nothing more
than fiction. However, were you to attempt the same experiment with one
of our Haggar Unbreakable Buttons, it might turn out to be true. We're
not sure. But please don't try it. Our lawyers would throw a fit.
The Armholes in our Haggar suits are reinforced
by double-stitching in both the fabric and the lining of the armhole.
So, if you're looking for that
biker-wearing-a-suit-with-the- sleeves-ripped-off-because-he's- going-to-see-his-parol-officer
look, well, sorry. It's probably not gonna happen in a Haggar suit.
Proper sartorial etiquette tells us that, if
properly tailored, a gentleman's shirt sleeve should protrude only just
slightly from the end of his jacket sleeve. However, the seams that
build and support said jacket sleeve should never protrude anywhere.
Duh. Which is why we double-tack the seams inside every Haggar suit
sleeve. What's the short version of all this? Our suits are made right.
Nice.
It seems that every man has had the misfortune of
busting a button on a dress shirt. There you are left unbuttoned to the
navel like some renaissance-age lothario. But rest assured that you will
never experience that in your Haggar dress shirt because its buttons are
certified unbustable. That's not to say we're calling into question your
lothario status, which happens to be widely recognized.
Seeing as how they can withstand up to 107 pounds of
pull-force, there's no question that Haggar seams earn their title of
"unbustable." The question remains though: Why we would go to such
lengths to create such a seam? The answer is simple. For you, buddy. We
do it all for you. Oh, and we also do it for the people standing behind
you every time you bend over.
For our casual garments, we use only the best brass zippers we can find. Zippers so strong, they won’t even pull apart when bent.
Sewn together with our Unbustable Seams, they’re cut bigger and built with rounded corners so your stuff won’t get trapped down there.
It seems that every man has had the misfortune of
busting a button on a dress shirt. There you are, left unbuttoned to the
navel, like some renaissance-age lothario. But rest assured that you
will never experience that in your Haggar dress shirt. How can we be so
sure? Because its buttons are certified unbustable. That's not to say
we're calling into question your lothario status, however. That happens
to be widely recognized.
It's not that your arms aren't seriously
impressive, because they are. In fact, you should feel completely
comfortable showing them off in all their glory, even going so far as to
ask passers-by if they've got tickets to your gun show (if you feel so
inclined). But we just want you to know that despite your bulging
biceps, the double stitched seams on this puppy are never going to bust.
Because they're sewn to be 100% python proof.
Allow us to clear the air about this Haggar
shrink resistant fabric. It does not mean that we guarantee this fabric
not to shrink should it be subjected to the rays of some crazy
scientist's sci-fi shrink machine. If one is currently being developed,
that is. What it does mean, however, is that Haggar garments are proven
to shrink less than the industry standard. Which, we hope you'll agree,
ain't too shabby.
It seems that every man has had the misfortune of
busting a button on a dress shirt. There you are, left unbuttoned to the
navel, like some renaissance-age lothario. But rest assured that you
will never experience that in your Haggar dress shirt. How can we be so
sure? Because its buttons are certified unbustable. That's not to say
we're calling into question your lothario status, however. That happens
to be widely recognized.
It's not that your arms aren't seriously
impressive, because they are. In fact, you should feel completely
comfortable showing them off in all their glory, even going so far as to
ask passers-by if they've got tickets to your gun show (if you feel so
inclined). But we just want you to know that despite your bulging
biceps, the double stitched seams on this puppy are never going to bust.
Because they're sewn to be 100% python proof.
Allow us to clear the air about this Haggar
shrink resistant fabric. It does not mean that we guarantee this fabric
not to shrink should it be subjected to the rays of some crazy
scientist's sci-fi shrink machine. If one is currently being developed,
that is. What it does mean, however, is that Haggar garments are proven
to shrink less than the industry standard. Which, we hope you'll agree,
ain't too shabby.
Time was, when a man made a guarantee, he sealed it with a handshake. Regrettably, we can't go around shaking hands all day. Because we've got clothes to make. So instead, we placed our guarantee onto every piece of clothing we make. We call it the Q. What is the Q, exactly? Simply put, it's our guarantee that when you buy Haggar, you’re getting the highest quality clothing in the entire apparel industry.
How'd we do it? First, we walked the walk, by creating Unbustable Seams, Unbreakable Buttons, Unbreakable Zippers, and Bigger, Unrippable Pockets. Then we talked the talk by backing everything with a guarantee that no other clothing company has ever even dreamed of.
Since 1926, the Haggar® brand has symbolized the best in American clothing. And with Q, we're extending this legacy by continuing to craft exceptional clothing as dependable as the people who wear it. That's our guarantee.
